I moved into a new apartment.
I was living with this dog.
Every night she would sleep in my bed. Under the covers.
She would hear me the second I got into bed, she could hear the sheets moving.
Then in the morning she would stay in my bed while I took a shower, and I would leave the bathroom and see her paws sticking out from under the blanket.
She wore red nail-polish for a short time.
It made her paws sticking out from under the covers look REALLY funny.